I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Ungodliness has always declared war on godliness.

Country must confront what he called institutional racism. [We should] create a country which provides economic, social and environmental justice for all.

I'm really not a fascist. Everyone wears what they feel great in, or comfortable with. It's a beautiful day, you have an armless shirt: it goes with flip-flops.

Being on set with my daughter watching her in front of the camera was a fantastic experience. I am so proud of her.

Old men need applause too.

Think of the question of mass incarceration. Think of the coding that the Republican Party has used for years, whether they're talking about Obama or blacks or Willie Horton.

I don't resent anything.

Excess is not really something I consider a bad thing; especially when you are talking about living.

If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create an agency the size of NASA to build one.

The time has come when the whole world must be concerned about me. From now on, American Christianity must follow me.