I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.

I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn't even been born yet.

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

I just got a new iPod. It's got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.

I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.

I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it.

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

I'm trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I've ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It's called going to sleep. Maybe you've heard of it.

I hate all generalisations.

I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.

Things do not descend upon anything that is not ready to receive them.

He bowed over her hand and kissed the knuckles. He'd never despised a glove more in his life.

All of the negativity and unsavory characters in this environment only serve to make the exceptions shine all the more brightly.

Italy offers one the most priceless of all one's possessions - one's own soul.

The immense profundity of thought in vulgar locutions, like holes dug by generations of ants.

I think film, to me, as a director, is about telling a story.

The dead are visible only in the terrible lidless eye of memory. The living, thank heaven, retain the ability to surprise and to disappoint. - Van Houten

Give your attention to the experience of seeing rather than to the object seen and you will find yourself everywhere.

If they are just, they are better than clever.

Orlando... So many courses & great deals, especially in the summer!