I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

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In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Yoga is establishing an harmonious connection to your inner world with outer world.

My guiding principles in life are to be honest, genuine, thoughtful and caring.

I'm communicating with the directors of the Soviet companies, and I see that it is wrong, but when I go to the official discussions, they discuss we should change the color of the walls.

Every time I hear sounds, I see pictures. Then, I start getting ideas. It just drives me crazy

I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.

Simplify your life and your mind. Think more of infinity and less of yourself.

Office romances are few, short, and not usually destructive.

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?

I grew up with a great sense of insecurity in figuring out what I was and where I belonged.

We know nothing. And just because you know something to be true at this moment in your life or you feel that it is true, you can never be sure of yourself.