I was in a strip club trying to help a ghost get laid which was challenging, but not impossible.

I would not be on the level did I not confess that I always have believed that the old Browns were a great team, one of the greatest ever organized.

All sensitive people agree that there is a peculiar emotion provoked by works of art.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

As my sister got older, I saw how excited she got when she got to do all of that stuff. I was always like, "One day, I'll get to do older parts." I thought that was cool.

Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is when business gets in the way.

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

Unity, not uniformity, must be our aim. We attain unity only through variety. Differences must be integrated, not annihilated, not absorbed.

Write about what you know, and what do you know better than your own secrets?

To go and see one druidical temple is only to see that it is nothing, for there is neither art nor power in it; and seeing one is quite enough.

You don't just throw the ball - you propel it.