I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity I had stolen.

If your enemy has the power to see into the future, make sure you are the author of that future.

It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.

Are Singaporeans so easily offended? Please. Have more of a backbone and thick-skin. Are you going to go on a frenzied witch hunt just because some foreigner called you a loser on the Internet?

We didn't have time to go tobogganing, because we didn't have the toboggan.

I try to always go for something... very interior, following thoughts and memories, something that I think is difficult to do on the screen, which is essentially a third-person medium.

I still subscribe to the minority view that all horses are offensive weapons and not to be trusted a yard.

This is Rilke. I wish I had written it for you.

I've always been fascinated by Eisenstein.

A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.

The only goal of science is the honour of the human spirit, and a question in number theory is worth a question concerning the system of the world.