I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

If you see something beautiful in someone, speak it.

Always have your own opinion and build upon that. Person without opinion is just like a dead soul!!!

Reader one moment stop and think, That I am in eternity and you are on the brink.

It's hard for a masked man to hide behind a mask when he isn't wearing one.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife.

I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the war.

Content marketing is more than a buzzword. It is the hottest trend in marketing because it is the biggest gap between what buyers want and brands produce.

Mass market desire is about meaning and experience.

My crown is in my heart, not on my head.