I was just worried about my nose-job.

When you associate with scum, you become scum.

Sometimes I see really skinny girls. They may look great, but...they're not happy. Have a cupcake.

We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck.You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.

A man of fifty is responsible for his face.

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test.

I've had so many injuries in my life that it's ridiculous.

The more time you put into practicing, then, the greater the payoff.

If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Leadership is the art of invoking wisdom and right action out of the people needed to accomplish the goal.