I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

A little conflict can create a lot of creativity.

There is a right way to pray and a wrong way to pray!

The behavior of an individual is determined not by his racial affiliation, but by the character of his ancestry and his cultural environment.

I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go.

The lyric deals with love and sorrow, the aphorism with contradiction and deceit.

Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day.

The only way to learn is by changing your mind.

All of my writing is God-given.

I am very lucky, I have a very tight group of friends and a very supportive family, and to this date no-one has ever sold a story on me.