I was lucky enough to be a "type." Sort of a bad-guy type at the time, because I was tall and I had dark eyes. A lot of times, you don't have to be good; you just have to be the right type.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

The only really interesting thing iswhat happens between two people in a room.

Satan will always provide a witness to where you have been, in order to challenge your fate.

I pick and choose my battles, but I overthink everything because I have to think about everything.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

All I can do is engage with complete sincerity. Then whatever happens, there is no regret.

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?

When [my father] asked me to help him, I really didn't suspect the consequences.

If they had wanted to punish me, they should have kept me in a communal apartment. Then I would have become a wreck.

Oft morning-dreams presage approaching fate; And morning -dreams, as poets tell, are true, Led by pale ghosts, I enter Death's dark gate, And bid the realms of light and life adieu.