I was never an Angry Young Man. I am angry only when I hit my thumb with a hammer.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Stop putting off today madam

God gave us His Word so we could know truth. His truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth.

Despair is a form of certainty, certainty that the future will be a lot like the present or will decline from it.

No matter what's going on in life, I can emerge myself into a game and I love it. Outside of my family, it's the love of my life.

Thanks to everyone in Israel for the wonderful welcome. It was a great show and we'll remember it forever.

As a result of listening to Aberhart, my father decided to leave the farm in 1927 to study at Calgary Prophetic Bible Institute, Aberhart's training school.

Unity does not mean sameness. It means oneness of purpose.

Here's the thing, for me at least: this is a huge genre now. It wasn't always so. Not so many years ago, it wasn't so. There is a tremendous diversity in fantasy today.

We are sure to get the better of fortune if we do but grapple with her.

The wise and honorable and Christian thing to do is to treat each black man and each white man (or any person) on his merits as a man, giving him no more and no less than he is worthy to have.