I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid.

God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.

All the tired horses in the sun How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm.

All I want to do, ever, is play chess.

Whosoever will reign with Christ in heaven, must have Christ reigning in him on earth

I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I'd say 20 years. He's the eternal teenager.

a perfect piece of architecture kindles that aimless reverie, which bears the soul we know not whither.

A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

You want to sing this song. And so it goes on until eventually, after - well, however long it can take - sometimes a few days, sometimes months - you piece the whole thing together.

I don't know how to sit outside myself and test against a hypothetical self who stayed home.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.