I was not, though, born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Despite what people seem to think.

If some of this art is not for you, that's fine. Art appreciation is a subjective matter, and we each bring our own experience, knowledge and taste to the party.

and if i asked you to name all the things that you love, how long would it take for you to name yourself?

You have to first position yourself with the right level of mannerism, before others could see a reason to respect you.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

The male clerk with his quill pen and copper-plate handwriting had gone for good. The female short-hand typist took his place. It was a decisive moment in women's emancipation.

The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits. Their leader was Josef Stalin (Russian for "Joey Bananas")

A law against hating Jews is usually the beginning of the end for the Jews.

A man can do all things if he will.

Finding permanent and universal causes for misfortune is the practice of despair.

Horror films do not prepare us for the hours lost in searching after one clear thought.

In 13 years I've come to the conclusion that I need to play for second or third place.