I was on Facebook. I'm not anymore, but my sister always sends pictures to a page. I'm sure you can find a Bradley Cooper there.

I grew up in a very old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-Irish family in Philly.

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and theyre like, his hair is out of control.

I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you're gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don't believe that anymore.

This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

In a relationship you want to treat people the way you want to be treated.

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

The ethics of eating people are blurry at best in the fog of my undead amnesia, but I expect more for such a high price. What I want are the moments I will never have. The warm ones. The living ones.

We are bound by the law, so that we may be free.

G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.

The kingdom of God is a crash-bang opera: the king is dramatic, demanding, and unavoidable.

I got an extra hour's nap.

The NFL doesn't like mistakes.

Prudence is a necessary ingredient in all the virtues, without which they degenerate into folly and excess.

I'm not that interested in working with impervious people.

And he realized... that fragile, mortal life wasn't just important to him. It was more important than his own.

Most people are poor not because they are not smart - most people are poor or struggle financially because they're fearful of losing.