I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

I think it's our obligation to play, Honor. It's just a game, so can I kiss you?

The great love was displayed for us at cavalry

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

For misery don't blame God. He gives the food but we cook it.

Treating HIV/AIDS is a lifelong commitment that demands strict adherence to drug protocols, consistent care, and a trusting relationship with health care providers.

You're awfully dark, brother," he said. "You don't know how dark.

Ful wys is he that kan hymselven knowe.

The gospel will die in the toxic soil of self.

Sacred scripture tells us that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and not the earth.

Confidence in oneself stems from the trust one has in knowledge.