I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

My mother was an avid reader...She loved books about romance. Books that took place in faraway places and times. Stories with costumes...

The thing about a marine is that they can be the nicest men and women you will ever meet, but when it comes to their duty there are none fiercer.

Beauty, whether moral or natural, is felt, more properly than perceived.

The hardest thing you will ever do is trust yourself.

All words and sayings gently turn, returning to the self.

The stars are golden fruit upon a tree all out of reach.

Youth does not think into the future far enough, therefore we must encourage them to dream of great tomorrows.

You approach the Mullahs as if they are normal people. They are not. You see them in your own image; you should not.

Age is just a number baby, what are you now? 40?

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.