I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

I don't mean to be presumptuous that men don't feel this, I don't mean this, but I found that when my child was born, my first child, it felt like my heart broke.

I'm not quite ready for a no makeup movie.

What happens, matters. Maybe only to us but it matters.

I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.

I don't do T&A very well because I haven't got much of either.

I feel better. I feel hornier. I feel more womanly and more accomplished and prouder. [after having her daughter]

I don't find glamour and clothing relevant.

Yes, I guess I am bi-coastal.

I dress up for awards, but only if somebody else is going to pay for the clothes. And shop for them, too!

In your teens, you think you know everything, and you know nothing. By your thirties, you're sure you know nothing, but you're happy with that.

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!

For you to be great, you must learn to convert every second of your life.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

What we believe about something often creates the outcome we experience.

Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.

And we just went with Julie because that name hadn't been used in any other popular songs at the time.

We must acknowledge the importance of teachers to the society.

Whatsoever you hide goes on growing, and whatsoever you expose, if it is wrong it disappears, evaporates in the sun, and if it is right it is nourished.

I just want to write. It's like once I get those obsessive thoughts out of my head, once they're written down, they're somehow set free and I can move on.

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?