I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

The best things in life don't make sense

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

How can you claim to have a passionate interest in something, and then make no effort to properly understand it?

Wherever love is blind, hatred can't see.

We only hurt others because we don't love ourselves. Learning to truly love yourself changes your relationship with everyone.

The assumption is that your personal life has to be a mess to create, but how much chaos can you allow in before it takes over?

Being born again happens in an instant. Learning to live as a child of God takes a lifetime.

I'm a jokester, so when I was joking on Twitter, it kinda rubbed people the wrong way. And I was like, I didn't make these up. I'm just letting you know they're there.

We are linked by blood, and blood is memory without language.

I have no doubt there are magician psychopaths, and magician serial killers. I doubt Brakebills admissions is very good at screening for those.

We grow older, but we do not change. We become more sophisticated, but at bottom we continue to resemble our young selves, eager to listen to the next story and the next, and the next.