I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Was he a beast if music could move him so?

If love is the music of the heart, then philosophy should be the music of the mind.

People will always make comparisons.

When you find the right people, you never let go. The people who count are the ones who are your friends in lean times. You have all the friends you want when things are going well.

I deem as heroic those who have the harder task, face it unflinchingly and live. In this world women do that.

My style is constantly evolving. Style has been something that I think has been the hardest thing for me to come to terms with.

If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their knees.

God continues to speak through what He has spoken.

There are so many untold stories when it comes to great women of color.

There is an innate innocence in the concious Vata personality. A delicate, sensitive, and aware nature reveals the graceful Vata component of any type.