I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

We know from daily life that we exist for other people first of all, for whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends.

He takes a draw on a cigarette, blows out a smoky ghost. I reach to catch the phantom in my hands, but it eludes me. I've been trying to catch a ghost for as long as I can remember.

Painting n: the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

The man who is seriously convinced that he deserves hell is not likely to go there, while the man who believes that he is worthy of heaven will certainly never enter that blessed place.

The twenty-first century will be spiritual or it will not be.

P.E. was my life in school. Without it, I wouldn't be standing here. It gave me confidence when I was an overweight kid with a speech impediment.

My life is blessed; I have held my children's children.

Healing takes time, and asking for help is a courageous step.

The real spiritual power is enabling beings to realize the nature of the mind. That's the power of Buddha activity.

A dog is a liberal... He wants to please everybody.