I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Unknowns in life are adventures, avoid calling them fears.

On one side of accountability is courage, on the other is freedom.

Life's too short to live someone else's

Twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death

Traditional thinking is all about "what is" Future thinking will also need to be about what can be.

But who could bear to know which stars were already dead, she thought, blinking up at the night sky; could anybody stand to know that they all were?

Having - and keeping to - a regular exercise routine is crucial. And forget about those extreme diets - they aren't healthy.

Look after your people.

Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists.

Acting is the developing of one's own personality, too, you know. That's what the public buys in a star, shall we say, the personality thing.