I was raised by and have raised people who regard telling one story when two would do as a sign someone is not really trying.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

The new national campfire - radio.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

Lovers are made by a kiss.

If we commit any crime, or do any good here, it must be in thought; for our words are few and our deeds none at all.

As a producer, I'm an objective observer, helping a band form their ideas into a cohesive album. It's a step back from the intimacy of creation.

Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.

I don't think of myself as being disabled, or able-bodied.

It all comes down to who does the dishes.

I can get a better role in TV and work more constantly than I can waiting around for my friends in Canada to call me every four years - which they do - and I go up there and play a leading role.

Have faith in humankind a respect for what is earthly and an unfaltering belief in peace and understanding