I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

There are portions of Malibu that are very remote; it's like living in the country somewhere.

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

Any girl that's got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I'm in love with.

Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?

I started out with this dream of being a director and doing cinematography and bought my first film camera at 15.

I almost became a music major, but somehow I was so enthralled with the camera and becoming a director that I stuck with film school and theatrics.

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

You can’t erase me.

It is a great victory if you learn how to survive in today’s hard times

Many fear mistakes. In TV and films you just re-shoot the scene. In life do the same and just shoot a re-take.

Let time that makes you homely make you sage.

Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life.

It's never the changes we want that change everything.

You never really know until you put the movie in front of an audience. I am a big advocate of screenings, which are getting harder and harder to do nowadays.

True friendships don't fade in Hollywood, as so many myths about show business would have you insist.

Wise men don't need concrete answers. By definition, they need wisdom." ~ Geraki

One thing I tell startups all the time is that the best way to grow is to make their product better.