I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

It is better to be gentle than rude.

The best way to develop people is to constantly get them out of their comfort zone.

As the blessings of health and fortune have a beginning, so they must also find an end. Everything rises but to fall, and increases but to decay.

My greatest joy comes from teaching.

We must get rid of the habit of classing all women together politically and thinking of the 'woman's vote' as one and indivisible.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

Decide exactly what you want to achieve. Do you want to help people, or do you want to be powerful?

I was a bit of a tomboy, so I played softball and basketball. Then I was also a cheerleader. And I played flute too.

Most actors love to get to the point where they're not auditioning.

Sometimes honesty can be incredibly messy