I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there, " he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.

Madness is a wholly human malady borne in a brain too evolved—or not quite evolved enough—to bear the awful burden of its own existence.

There is no other day. All days are present now. This moment contains all moments.

Whatever power I exert is collegial.

Love will abide, take things in stride.

People have to eat and it's good to have a last-resort dole they can turn to.

If someone tells you to do something for money, tell them to go to hell.

It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.

I ended up as an American Studies Major but my real interest was architecture.

I think every record, good or bad, is a representation of us.