I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Nature doesn’t need knowledge, because nature is knowledge, knowledge manifest.

The distance of a voice, is only a short time away from touch.

Grace is the seed of glory, the dawning of glory in the heart, and therefore grace is the earnest of the future inheritance.

Love is mutually feeding each other, not one living on another like a ghoul.

Nothing is so improving to the temper as the study of the beauties either of poetry, eloquence, music, or painting.

God existed before He made anything else, and He Himself was never made. God is eternal.

When sparrows build and the leaves break forth My old sorrow wakes and cries.

The bourgeois takes economic power very seriously, and often worships it quite unselfishly.

I love horror films. And I like chick flicks! I like to approach the different genres of moviemaking and explore them. And you get a little better the more you do them.

Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.