I was sick of wanting money. I was sick of being without a goal.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Best friends make the worst enemies, they know all your secrets and how to hurt you the most.

The rebel inside of me always ignored the rules.

I have a darker imagination than most people.

I think George Mitchell was good for Maryland in the sense that he helped me get elected. It doesn't get any better than that from here on.

There’s something to be said about sitting in front of the TV and being removed from your own life and just pushed into another one.

She is like a revolving lighthouse; pitch darkness alternating with a dazzling brilliancy!

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot's character; vanity of person and of situation.

I’ve been wondering for a while now if the CEO role is one that I want – and the one that I’m best at.

One day I started cheating. After that, I started winning everything.