I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

If we fail to listen to music, we shall be miserable.

This is a special date but that was a special time

War never takes a wicked man by chance, the good man always.

My life is art. Its how I express God.

The average person is allergic to the words of wisdom.

There are a lot of robots who can open clicks. And they can click instead of human beings and this is damaging the confidence and the trust that the client has on programmatic.

I've been dealing with so much press for Brooklyn, and now I am rehearsing for a play, and it is hard.

The great lesson of our time is that evil still exists, and when evil is on the march, it must be confronted.

If you know what you want, you can find a way to get it.