I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!

To live in peace is to follow peace with all men

I know. You can be fine, and then, out of nowhere, a memory blindsides you.

Failure doesn't define you. It's what you do after the failure that determines whether you are a leader or a waste of perfectly good air.

A hero is a man who does what he can.

Artists don't need criticism, artists need love

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

I got about 6037 songs I wrote myself and I'm trying to get them on the market and I just wish people could hear them and stuff but they'll do pretty good.

The blood of Christ can cleanse away all sin. But we must 'plead guilty' before God can declare us innocent.

My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather.

Literature, like memory, selects only the vivid patches.