I was such a late bloomer I didn’t have feelings towards men or women, and frankly I was a little surprised when it turned out to be men

Ive been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.

My older sister has all her degrees in theater, and I couldnt stand the theater geeks!

Legal dialogue is awesome, but you can't ad lib. It's much more fun to be looser and say things like, 'Can I work in a Han Solo reference?' I'm a 'Star Wars' freak.

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Accept life, take it as it is? Stupid. The means of doing otherwise? Far from our having to take it, it is life that possesses us and on occasion shuts our mouths.

I believe if you want to convey a complex philosophy, its advisable to keep it simple: day-to-day lingo.

We only learn to behave ourselves in the presence of God.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog.

You can't hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn't mean it's useless.

I know no other sign of superiority than Goodness.

I think we have systematically and critically harmed ourselves and many young people by advising them not to try things.

I've always been fascinated by activists, people who will devote their life to a cause, people who go to India and to Africa and put their life in jeopardy to do what they believe is right.