I was sweating like Christy Moore at a Feis Ceol, so badly, in fact, I looked like I was sporting a finger moustache as I attempted to rescue suicidal perspiration drops from my upper lip. Classy.

You know the old adage: give a woman a bag and she'll fill it for a day. Teach a woman to pack and she'll fill every damn bag she owns (or something of that ilk).

No company has a culture, every company is a culture

Nostalgia is the only friend that stays with you forever.

I need music like I need water.

This is about objects, not motifs. The photo is only a substitute for an object; it is unsuitable as a picture in its customary sense.

I can forgive injuries, but never benefits.

Bullying wasn't okay in elementary school and it isn't okay now, especially when it comes in the form of a U.S. Supreme Court decision.

We are born male. We must learn to be men.

I love my snaggle fangs. They give me character and character is sexy.

Donald Trump needs mental-health help.

It takes a great deal of Christianity to wipe out uncivilized Eastern instincts, such as falling in love at first sight.