I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I believe that thoughts and feelings reside on the same nerve-ending…they are called heartstrings

If a person loves you but doesn't respect you then it can not be a real love. It is not possible to love them without respecting them.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

My parents certainly didn't have anything to do with the theater. I'm some kind of accident.

Jewelery isn't really my thing, but I've always got my eye on people's watches.

I am the fool in this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne.

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Oh! how foul a thing, that we should see the tongue of one animal in the guts of another.

The Clintons believe they're under more scrutiny than anybody's ever been, but because of the way they do things they invite that scrutiny.