I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

My writings are the window of my soul through which you can see me, feel me, and understand me.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Family responsibility, yes, and always. Family bankruptcy due to the cruel rules of government, no.

The more you succeed in loving, the more you'll be convinced at the existence of God and the immortality of your soul.

Boys will be boys, that's what everyone always says. But no one ever mentions how girls have to be something other than themselves altogether.

When you're doing a Broadway show, you have no free time.

The Russian yearning for the meaning of life is the major theme of our literature, and this is the real point of our intelligentsia's existence.

I'm not one to blame anyone else for anything. And I don't think anyone else should either.

God will never send anything your wayyou couldn’t handle.

I think that there shouldn't be an age limit to become a boss, so having that element is really important.