I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

Words can heal, words can also kill. Choose your words carefully so that you'll pull people away from their emotional graves rather than pushing them into it! Inspire, don't insult!

Home at that moment was a starless night, a steady wind, not a human to be seen.

Anyone can find the dirt on someone, but very few can wipe it from their own shoes.

Without a whole lot of pressure, a diamond is just a piece of coal.

I should have tried getting blown up months ago if that's what it takes to get you to be nice to me.

When a woman tells the truth she is creating the possibility for more truth around her.

I have always wanted to do something high octane. I've wanted to tackle an action role where I play a tomboy but empower myself as a woman.

Everyone always says, 'Kristen got 'Panic Room' because she looks like Jodie Foster.' But it was actually Nicole Kidman who was supposed to play my mother.

I was one of those people who wasn't getting a lot of milk, so I had to pump forever to just get two ounces of milk. But, you know, I wasn't going to give up or stop.

As well might you leave the fairies to plough your land or the idle winds to sow it, as sit down and wait for freedom.