I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

Lisa Has a Heart of Diamond, She Never Thought She Would be Left in Silence again and again

It is important to know you are not above or below anyone.

Many rabble-rousers for libertarianism, liberty and freedom are unwitting pawns of controllers they have never even considered.

To Europe she was America. To America she was the gateway to the earth. But to tell the story of New York would be to write a social history of the world.

I always have a few different books going at once.

A great sentiment can be rendered immediately. Dream on it and look for the simplest form in which you can express it.

I always say there's no ticket of admission for active citizenship. Anybody can get through that gate, and anybody can ask that basic question that gets the ball rolling.

There are so many great artists, I think, who kind of suffer from being icons, legends, acknowledged masters.

I can lose three million dollars because it's just paper. Thus, my lifestyle is not dependent up the stock market.

Whom neither shape of danger can dismay, Nor thought of tender happiness betray.