I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

What are the chances that we will one day discover that DNA has absolutely nothing to do with inheritance? They are effectively zero.

Times of stress and difficulty are seasons of opportunity when the seeds of progress are sown.

It's a lot of fun to just say to people, proudly, 'I get to play the First Lady.' It's just fun to say.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

If you see faults in others, look the other way. Don't linger on imperfection.

If zeal had been appropriate for putting humanity right, why did God the Word clothe himself in the body, using gentleness and humility in order to bring the world back to his Father?

Pheromones are Earth's primordial idiom.

It's a powerful instrument, dynamite -- nothing like it for a convincing argument!

It is correct to make a priority of young people, taking care that they turn out as well as possible.

When we come close to those things that break us down, we touch those things that also break us open. And in that breaking open, we uncover our true nature.