I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!-The Doctor (Matt Smith)

A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world: everyone you meet is your mirror.

...people who don't live at least a little bit in fear, have nothing left to live for.

Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.

Hey, size works against excellence.

We've lost a lot of our great stars. I can't hang out with those who aren't here. The phone service to heaven is so bad, you know. But I get to visit with their memories.

I have yet to meet a person whose favorite movie is Gigli, but I hope to meet them one day and give them a hug.

"Girl, are you on medication?" Nurse Debra asked."No, of course not," Madison answered impatiently."Maybe you should be," Debra muttered.

Let's be honest - look what Hollywood at 18 is.

I too entered the Lager as a nonbeliever, and as a nonbeliever I was liberated and have lived to this day.