I was unbelievably lucky.

When youre young, youre stupid.

Luckily, West End audiences seem to rather like very old people.

Why, darling, I don't live at all when I'm not with you.

Goutam Buddha

Reputation is made in a moment

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me even more. To have received such praise and honors has always been puzzling to me.

I was born in Palo Alto, California in 1961.

Never be grandiloquent when you want to drive home a searching truth. Don't whip with a switch that has the leaves on, if you want it to tingle.

I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing.

God has work for you to do.

To hope is to see with the eye of the heart.