I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

every loss, every mistake, was seared into her soul, creating a different kind of tattoo, one made from rage and abandonment, heart break and tears

Mice: What is the best early training for a writer?Y.C.: An unhappy childhood.

Usually, I fly in the day before a concert so your voice can acclimate to the new environment.

I've spent an awful lot of my time in the air. I've had everything happen to me in a plane that could happen. Except a crash.

Why does everything always feel worse at night?

Self-knowledge comes from knowing other men.

The most successful people are those who take pride in their work, pride in their family It is great to attain wealth, but money is really just one way - and hardly the best way - to keep score.

Every chance you get you seem to hurt me more and more, but each hurt makes my love stronger than before.

Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.