I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

Uncle said, "If love would save him, wouldn't no harm come to him.

How dare she not give in to his "vulnerability." There was only so much rejection he could take.

He felt a deep urge to put some order in this chaos. Leaning against a large standing-stone by the wayside, he drew out his dreambook and began to write.

There is a sense in which the danger of our lives increases in proportion to the depth of our relationship with Christ.

I take toleration to be a part of religion. I do not know which I would sacrifice; I would keep them both: it is not necessary that I should sacrifice either.

Devotion to God is still a voluntary thing; hence the differences of attainment among Christians.

The wise man bridges the gap by laying out the path by means of which he can get from where he is to where he wants to go.

I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true.

Manifest the divinity within you and everything will be harmoniously arranged around it.