I was watching 'Up In The Air' and I thought, 'Jesus, who's the old gray-haired guy?' And it was me. I never wear makeup for movies and now it's starting to show.

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

Life’s better with company. Everybody needs a co-pilot.

If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home.

I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem.

The truth of the matter is the real story are the people who rise above all of this incredible cruelty. Otherwise that cruelty wins.

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

Before we can change our condition, we have to change our thoughts.

My imagination is a monastery and I am its monk.

When America has been discovered in America it will be discovered in Europe. They are looking for America now.

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

Conscience is the root of all true courage.

I came from a lot of intolerance and prejudice, which aren't necessarily healthy to evolve as a human.

How wondrously supernatural, And how miraculous this! I draw water, and I carry fuel.

Assuredly, the size of (Cadel) Evans' heart will come to be compared to Phar Lap.

I believe in Ronald Reagan's 11th commandment, thou shall not speak unfavorably of another Republican.

I feel like the second child feels like they have to do everything faster.