I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

A road to nowhere will always go somewhere.

The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind.

When there is propaganda, we are no longer able to evaluate certain questions, or even to discuss them

We take our shape, it is true, within and against that cage of reality bequeathed us at our birth; and yet it is precisely through our dependence on this reality that we are most endlessly betrayed.

I only ever asked two people to work with me as a partner. One was Paul McCartney and the other Yoko Ono. Paul and me were the Beatles.

In solitude, when we are least alone.

My assumption is that fundamentally the picture of the human animal, as developed by Freud, is largely right.

You'd be surprised how many movie stars still care about the work.

Wealth is what you accumulate, not what you spend.