I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Sometimes words are more powerful than guns. And sometimes silence is more powerful than words. It is the things that are not said that are important.

Being a mother must be the saddest yet the most hopeful thing in the world, falling into a love that, once started, would never end.

We know the only way to reimagine our government is to reimagine who is leading it.

You have to be real with yourself. No one is doing that. People are too concerned with making everything look nice and calm and pretty.

Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people.

In the continuing debate over the morality of enhanced interrogation, an essential consideration is often overlooked: intent.

Every man's life lies within the present; for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain.

Lay not the plummet to the line; religion hath no landmarks; no human keenness can discern the subtle shades of faith.

Rock and roll is commitment. Rock and roll is passion and spirit.

The senses collect the surface facts of matter... It was sensation; when memory came, it was experience; when mind acted, it was knowledge; when mind acted on it as knowledge, it was thought.