I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

But it always came back to anger.

Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black President.

I don't know of any government leaders that are killers.

Nixon did have a secret plan, and I knew that it involved making threats of nuclear war to North Vietnam.

I get all the truth I need in the newspaper every morning, and every chance I get I go fishing, or swap stories with fishermen to get the taste of it out of my mouth.

The whole world is one neighborhood.

He doesn't think. He just does. A nonthinking doer.

Thank you to the world for being a wild and inspiring place, full of odd creatures, strange people, and mysterious cities. I hope by and by to know you better.

As commander I was responsible for the overall success of the mission, and so I had to know at least a little bit about everything.