I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

Answers given with authority negate the search for truth.

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

People can start out one way, and by the time life gets through with them they end up completely different.

Loving God is laying down your life in service to the Creator so that He can give it back to you.

I'm like an onion. You can peel away my layers, but the further you go, the more it'll make you cry.

Love wakes men, once a lifetime each; They lift their heavy lids, and look; And, lo, what one sweet page can teach They read with joy, then shut the book.

God did not make a mistake when He chose you to bear Christ's name at this hinge of history.

The UK is becoming a pagan nation along with most European nations.

I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a more telling evaluation system than any other.

I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.

Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.

Everybody's problem is not yours, regardless of marriage and relationships, and I think women sometimes have to shed "what we think it should be" and address "what it is".