I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

The big yellow one is the sun!

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those people. I feel like I owe everyone in there an explanation.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

In the summer, we create memories of hot adventures so that those memories can warm-up the deep frozen winter.

In those things toward which we exerted our best endeavors we succeeded.

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life.

We're focused on doing the things that make the economy perform well, and as you do that, reduce deficits, for one, very important; secondly, keep growth rates high, very important.

Hollywood-a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.

Thinking begins only when we have come to know that reason, glorified for centuries, is the stiff-necked adversary of thought.

God's love does not love that which is worthy of being loved, but it creates that which is worthy of being loved.

Those who use language and have nothing but language to express themselves live in a cage that cannot feel comfortable.

In politics nothing is immutable. Events carry within them an invincible power.

Character design, like story design, requires a hook to grab the reader’s attention.