I wasn't good at sports and I needed a way to make girls like me.

It's better to have a pocket full of regrets than to never have lived.

Whenever I get upset, I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger.

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far, did you lose yourself somewhere out there, did you get to be a star, and don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who you are?

I just want you to know who I am.

People who have nothing to say, speak the loudest.

It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra.

There are a lot of reasons to be hated in pop culture, and being a straight white male is one of them. In fact, I almost hate me

If you find yourself perplexed, or perhaps in a quandary, remember that human growth is perpendicular. We grow up and we grow forward, we just have to keep on growing steadily in both ways.

You grew up way too fast and now there's nothing to believe; and re-runs all become our history.

A fish is a genius in water.An eagle is a genius in air.A fox is a genius on land.A sage is a genius in life.

Any kind of novelty or excitement drives up dopamine in the brain, and dopamine is associated with romantic love.

It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true.

I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.'

I met a travler from an ancient land.

To love is to place happiness in the heart of another.

What shall I give my children? who are poor, / Who are adjudged the leastwise of the land...

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!

The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love.