I wasn't planning to lead, I was standing in the back and then everyone turned around.

I prefer to love the one my heart has chosen for me, and I won’t regret it

Time heals all wounds

One is either packed or unpacked. There is no middle ground.

Having friends who are records nerds - that's the best thing you can do, have a record-geek friend to take you far.

American can do better, and help is on the way.

Any church that is not seriously involved in helping fulfill the Great Commission has forfeited its biblical right to exist.

I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

A deal of the world's sound happiness is lost through Shyness.