I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes a life worth living.

We live with the scars we choose.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

Governments that invest billions in new hardware still find it hard to accept that they might benefit just as much from systematic innovation in such things as child development or cutting crime.

That's the worst of growing up, and I'm beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don't seem half so wonderful to you when you get them.

If you can't go to secondary school, the boys get to go and the girls don't, you're locked into a cycle of poverty, because you don't have a chance.

Everyone you see is you in a different time & space.

People never forget things, they just never remembered it in the first place because it was too boring

We need to focus on radical Islamic terrorists and we need to stop them before they carry out acts of terror.

The women of the country have the power in their own hands, in spite of the law and the government being altogether of the male order.