I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

...every time I look at you autumn leaves come in between - does it matter they're the color of your hair - or they still fall in my memory?...

I want to exude strength and intelligence.

You are cruising along, and then technology changes. You have to adapt.

If your writing collides with the conventional wisdom, there's going to be some kind of friction.

It is better to give a lick than receive one.

I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy.

To innovate is not to reform.

Love will enter cloaked in friendship's name.

To be a good actor... it is necessary to have a firmly tempered soul, to be surprised at nothing, to resume each minute the laborious task that has barely just been finished.

The Autumn seems to cry for thee,Best lover of the Autumn-days!