I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

Brevity is a great charm of eloquence.

Politics organizes our lives. We can't disregard it. Politics has lot of muck, lot of dirt. But that doesn't mean you have to be away from it. It's ubiquitous.

People generally despise where they flatter.

We are a culture of people who've bought into the idea that if we stay busy enough, the truth of our lives won't catch up with us.

If you hold your fire until you see the whites of his eyes, you will never know what hit you.

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.

Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you made more.

If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend.

Emblem: the carapace of the great crowned snail is painted with all the flags of the United Nations.